Caught in a Ham

Fighting injustice as Spider-Ham, Peter Porker, an anthropomorphic pig with the agility and strength of a spider, finds himself with his back to the wall when the evil mega-villain, Doctor Crawdaddy, abducts him in broad daylight. Now, imprisoned in the mad doctor's impenetrable lair, a devastating death-ray is about to cut Peter in half, and as if that weren't enough, an invisible, all-powerful adversary threatens to put an abrupt end to Porker's crime-fighting career. What is it like to be caught in a ham?